Terrorists hijack an airplane that is broadcasting a rock concert live on the Internet. This has to be one of the most entertaining movies I have ever seen. My friends and I, hating our lives, decided what better way to lift our spirits than by seeing a shitty movie? I suggested a movie I saw part of on Cinemax, so we rented it.<br/><br/>The rest is history.<br/><br/>I have never had a night like the night I watched Turbulence 3. It is, by far, one of the worst films I have ever seen, yet I find myself watching it every time it comes on television (which is very, very often - especially if you have those multi-channel Cinemax packages). Seriously, I don't know why, but I probably watch this movie at least every two weeks.<br/><br/>And it never fails to bring in the laughs.<br/><br/>This movie is highly recommended if you have nothing to and are looking for some seriously fun laughs, a la Mystery Science Theater 3000 (witty banter not included though).<br/><br/>My favorite line is when Jack Fletcher, a pilot with an latent speech impediment, says, "Hewwo, Slade? This is Jack Fwetcher, and I'm a pirate." Favorite scene: The FCC. This film has terrible acting. It has a terrible plot. It has terrible music (and I like metal). It wastes the talent it has.<br/><br/>But it's sheer brilliance.<br/><br/>I simply cannot describe how superb this film is. It goes so far beyond awful that it becomes a work of unbelievable quality. Right down to the moment when Slade Craven, the action goth, renounces Satan and prays to God to help him land the plane.<br/><br/>It's got it all - the moralistic hacker who fights the corporations for the little guy, the cute FBI girl who is chasing him but falls for him after he helps save the day, the girl wanting to make it big in TV news and finally getting her break now, the cliched heavy metal fans, the laughable attempts at kung fu, Rutger giving it the most OTT suicide attempt ever…<br/><br/>Watch it for the laughs, and you'll discover a gem.
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